lustire:

sorry mum u have reached ask limit 


idreamofjimmy:

The United States Postal Service

mushroomsugar:

*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*

It’s a simile.


(Source: eastbayneon)

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

gyllenhaha:

this guy in my personal finance class pointed at my water bottle and asked me “why are girls always drinking that” and i was like “water?” he asked me why girls are always drinking water